torsdag, december 10

f my life

Jag har suttit och läst länge på FML (Fuck My Life) Där får man gnälla om hur uselt ens liv är och folk får sedan döma om man har ett liv som suger eller om man förtjänat vad som hänt en. Underbar läsning!

ett par exempel:

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML


Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML


Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML


Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an autocorrect on Word that changed "neither" to "nigger." I didn't notice until after I handed it in. My professor is black. FML

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Hej! Snälla stanna en sekund och lämna ett meddelande! Det gör inte ont alls, och jag blir superglad. Men jag avstår gärna från reklam om din blogg...

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